In Texas

So a man from Rhode Island comes to texas and asks for a small steak. So two waiters come with a huge steak spread across 2 platters...he says "I WANTED A SMALL STEAK!" The waiter says, "Everything's bigger n better in Texas." He goes to a hotel room, and asks for the smallest one. He goes to his room and can't see the end of it. He calls the busboy, asks why, and the reply he got: "Everything's bigger n better in Texas." So he goes down and asks the receptionist, "Wheres the bathroom?" She replies, "Second door on the left," but he goes down the hall and takes the second door on the RIGHT, which happens to be the swimming pool. He falls in and screams "Dont flush, dont flush!" back