New State Mottoes

Alabama: At least we're not Mississippi Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos can't be wrong! Arizona: But it's the dry heat! Arkansas: Litteray Ain't Everything California: As seen on TV Colorado: If you don't Ski, don't bother! . . . WAIT! . . . If you don't wanna be in a hot, dry, wildfire country, leave immediately! But ... leave your money. Connecticut: Like Massachucetts, Only dirtier and with less character. Delaware: We really do like the chemicals in our water! Florida: Ask us about our grandkids. Georgia: We put the "fun" in Fundamentalist Exreism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Ski'ami Leeki Toru (meaning: Death to the mainalnd scum, but leave your money) Idaho: More than just potatoes . . . Well, okay, we're not, but the potatoes are sure good! Illinois: Please don't Pronounce the "S". Indiana: Two billion years Tridal Wave-Free! Iowa: We do amazing things with corn. Kansas: Five million people, fifteen last names Louisiana: We're not all cajun wackos, but that's our tourism campaign. Maine: We're really cold, but we have cheap lobsters. Maryland: A thinking man's Delaware. Massachucetts: Our taxes are lower than Sweden's (For most tax brackets) Michigan: First line defense from the Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 lakes, 10,000,000 mosquitoes Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state. Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax dollars at work Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and very little else Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone New Jersey: Ya wanna ##$%##! I got yer ##$%## motto right here! New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets! New York: You have the right to remain silent, you the right to an attourney... North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable North Dokota: We really are one of the 50 States Ohio: We wish we were Michigan Oklahoma: Like the play only no singing Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's what's for dinner Pennsylvania: Cook with coal Rhode Island: We're really not an island South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actaully surrender South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educatshun State Texas: Si, Hablo Engles (you have gotta be stupid not to figure this one out ... but if you are: "Yes, I speak English") Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjawed yokels don't mix? Washington: Help! We're overrun by nerds and slackers! Washington D.C.: Wannabe Mayor? West Virginia: One big happy family -- REALLY! Wisconsin: Eat cheese or die! Wyoming: Wynot? back