Harry Potter Titles That Didn't Make It

1. Harry Potter and How the Sorcerer Got Stoned: The Story of a Good Boy Who Smoked Too Much 2. Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix 3. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” – by: Guildery Lockhart 4. Harry Potter and the Stone that was hidden in a Secret Chamber Guarded by a Prisoner of Azkaban Drinking form a Goblet of Fire Eating a Side of Order of Phoenix 5. Legally Wand: A Study by Mr. Olivander 6. He’ll Be Back: A Biography of Harry Potter by Arnold Schwarzenegger 7. Harry Potter Meets Eminem (featuring Without Harry, Would the Real Mad-Eye Moody Please Stand Up, and Cleaning out My Cupboard) 8. Breakfast At Harry’s 9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alabama 10. Dirty Harry 11. Harry, Harry, Quite Contrary 12. Oh my God! They Killed Harry! 13. rohtuAcixelsyDehtdnarettoPyrraH 14. Will the Real Harry Potter Please Stand Up? 15. How Harry Potter Stole Christmas 16. Harry Potter and the 375 Page Sentence 17. Harry Potter Meets Frodo Baggins 18. Harry Potter for Dummies 19. Ginny’s Decision: Harry or Malfoy 20. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Whiskey 21. Harry and the Giant Peach 22. The Rocky Harry Picture Show 23. Harry Potter and the terrible, horrible, no good, really bad day 24. Hary Pottr and the Book Wasn’t Proofread 25. Don’t Say Voldemort 26. Dudley Dursley and his Secret Crush on Harry Potter 27. Harry Potter and the Pimple of Doom 28. Potter the Rotter: Was Peeves Right All Along? 29. Have a Heart – by Draco Malfoy 30. Harry Potter and the All-powerful Barney Suit 31. The Anti-Quidditch Program 32. Harry Potter: How to Turn Water into Rum 33. Harry Potter and His Dark Discoveries Chronicles: • Harry Potter and Severus Snape – The Kind Uncle • Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore aka Lord Voldemort • Harry Potter and the Weasleys who were really blonde • Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, the boy named Herbert • Harry Potter and the time he found out that the scar on his forehead was caused by Aunt Petunia and her frying pan 34. Harry Potter and the All-Powerful Thingie 35. HarryPotterandtheBrokenSpaceBar 36. So, you hate Malfoy’s guts 37. Lord Voldemort: The Ballerina behind the Mask 38. Voldemort and Madonna: Together at Last! A Love Story 39. Harry Potter and his evil twin: Martha Stewart 40. Harry Potter and the Amazing Technicolor Invisibility Cloak 41. Have you seen my eye? An autobiography by Alastor Moody 42. Dude, where’s my scar? 43. I was a rat – by Peter Pettigrew 44. I was a cat – by Hermione Granger 45. I am a cat – by Mrs. Norris 46. I dress like a bat – by Severus Snape 47. The Truth about Cats and Dogs – by Minerva McGonagall and Sirius Black 48. Hermione Granger: Biker Babe 49. Harry Pooooooooooooootter and the Broken “O” Key 50. Harry Potter and the Snitch that couldn’t be found 51. Harry Potter and his Frequent Visits to the Girl’s Bathroom 52. Never Been Kissed: The Severus Snape Memoirs 53. Dumbledore through the Age 54. Monsters are People Too! – by Rubeus Hagrid 55. 00Scar: The Man with the Golden Wand 56. Hog-wars: The School that simply did not work 57. Jurassic Pork: The Tale of Crabbe’s Broken Time Turner 58. Cover Story of SUN: Penelope Clearwater Dumped Me for Oliver Wood! (Editorial by: Percy Weasley) 59. A&E Biography: Tom Riddle: What Went Wrong 60. People Magazine’s #1 Most Eligible Bachelor: Severus Snape 61. Hagrid’s Guide to Harmless Beasts for Children 62. Hog-wars Episode I: The Lunchtime Menace 63. Hog-wars Episode II: Attack of the Clowns 64. Hog-wars Episode III: 65. Hog-wars Episode IV: A New Elf 66. Hog-wars Episode V: The Voldie-man Strikes Back 67. Hog-wars Episode VI: Return of the Wizard 68. One Snitch, Two Snitch, Red Snitch, Blue Snitch – by Oliver Wood 69. Nobody Takes Me Seriously Anymore – by Sirius Black 70. I Killed Barty Crouch – by Barty Crouch 71. Harry Potter Meets Yoda 72. Ferrets for Dummies – by Draco Malfoy 73. Malfoy in the Middle 74. The Weasley Bunch 75. Wizards Inc. 76. Men in Black, Purple and Green Wizard Robes 77. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Afghanistan 78. We didn’t do it! – by Fred and George Weasley 79. Crouching Seeker, Hidden Snitch 80. Chicken Soup for the Harry Potter Soul 81. Warthogs at Hogwarts 82. Wizard of the Millennium: A Biography of Neville Longbottom 83. Whose Spell Was It Anyways? 84. Two Guys, a Girl, and a Wizarding Place 85. Sweet Home Azkaban-a: An Autobiography by Sirius Black 86. Who Wants To Be A Gallenoaire? 87. Whose Scar Is It Anyways? 88. Harry Potter and the Wizard from Middle-Earth – Crossover Bonanza! 89. Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom 90. Harry Potter and the Last Duel with Malfoy (yeah, right!) 91. Harry Potter and the Wizard of the Lost Wand 92. Hari Potar Getz Huked Onn Fonkis 93. “Why couldn’t it be butterflies?” – By Ronald Weasley 94. *gasp* Dumbledore’s Army?! – by Cornelius Fudge 95. Whose Whine is it Anyway? 96. Harry and Cho: Is it meant to be? 97. Harry Potter’s New Best Friend – Peeves! 98. Ronald Weasley still hasn’t killed me yet! – by Rubeus Hagrid 99. Harry Potter’s Secret Girlfriend: Pansy Parkinsen 100. Most Popular Slytherin: Gregory Goyle back