Girls

1. We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks. (Kinda like make-up . . . Hank!) 2. Our friends don't say hello to by punching us in the arm. (Nope! We give kisses :P) 3. Yeah, PMS sucks, but at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week. 4. If we're on a reallybig ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat. 5. We get te bigger apartment on Friends. 6. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff. (Sometimes . . . unless we have a blonde in the group *glances around* Sammy!) 7. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us. (Yup! At least we get some privacy.) 8. Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. (How do guys live without the stuff? . . . Oh, yeah. Just like how I do.) 9. We don't have to shave our faces. (Ouch! That must hurt!) 10. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance. (You call that dancing? I mean . . . girls really now how to dance? I mean without sucking?) 11. Matt, Ben, Orlando, Johnny, Brad, Chad. Need I explain this one? 12. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys. (Only in the guy knows what he's doing.) 13. We don't have to drench our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough...lol (Nope, we just have to punch out a slutty cheerleader.) 14. That whole circumcision thing! 15. When we get married, we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better. 16. We don't have to deal with sideburns. What's up with those anyway? 17. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks. (Like in "Texas Chainsaw Massacure". Whoo! Go Jessica Biel!) 18. We never have to wear tighty-whities (or jock straps!) (Well, ours are called thongs.) 19. Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it! 20. We can take stuffed animals to bed, no matter how old we are. (Er--except Tim. He's so cute with his little Teddy!) 21. We don't have to wear tuxedos to the prom. (I just wish I could wear one! I HATE dresses!) 22. Nose hair, ear hair -- so not a problem for us! 23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are! 24. We don't have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there. 25. That special we have with our moms -- someday. 26. We don't need to slap our teammates' butt when she makes a good play. 27. Nobody makes fun of us for liking BSB or *NSYNC. Well, almost nobody. (Now it's everyone!) 28. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice. (Well, duh! All we have to do is show some skin.) 29. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy. 30. We giver really really good advice. 31. On TV Shows we're always the ones with the coolest supernatural powers! 32. Doolhouse, Delia's, XOXO, Wet Seal. 33. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly. 34. Daria and Lisa Simpson are girls. 35. Bevis and Butt-head aren't funny. (Got that right!) 36. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about you. 37. We don't have to sit on our wallets. 38. And our wallets have a place for change. 39. It's entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck someday. (Since Brad Pitt's married and Ben isn't hooked up with J. Lo anymore.) 40. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center. 41. We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people. (Unless it's very hideous.) 42. It's not required that we learn to spit when we are young. 43. We are called tomboys. Boys are called girlie. 44. Fiona, Avril, Christina, Sheryl, Gwen, Alanis. 45. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well, it's true! 46. Our magazines have Horoscopes. 47. We don't have to stuff boxers in our jeans. (How can that be comfortable?) 48. Female pro athletes aren't overpaid egomaniacs. (Yet.) 49. Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesn't work that other way around. (Like Ashley Angel.) 50. We look great in tank tops. (Hint hint to any guy reading this.) back