25 Things to do in the Back of a School Bus

1. Wave at passing cars (make sure they wave back)
2. Sing annoying songs
3. Start singing “Baby Got Back” until the whole bus is singing it
4. Stare at someone continuously, then point at them (keep doing this until sometime after the other person and surrounding people are doing it back to you)
5. Mock cartoons
6. Stick your tongues out at passing cars with dumbo ears
7. Advertise pop cans
8. Be LOUD!
9. Read lists, plays, etc.
10. Act out plays
11. Act out your favorite scenes from movies.
12. Advertise beer (heavy on the root) . . . make sure they’re in glass bottles.
13. Try to get passing semis to honk.
14. Post annoying sayings on the windows
15. Talk to someone while looking at someone else
16. Mock someone on the same bus
17. Talk in rapid Spanish (or any other language you know)
18. Speak with an English accent
19. Speak in a southern accent (make sure you use the words they use)
20. Sing (like you can’t sing)
21. Become over-obsessive over some stupid object closest to your seat
22. Talk about your obsession to someone who doesn’t care
23. Make funny faces at each other
24. Make funny faces at passing cars
25. Make others around you uncomfortable by being yourself (i.e. being really annoying or flirty)

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